Monday, September 7, 2009

The Nictionary by:Nicki Minaj


Nicki is a fool for this one; she too offical for these hoesz.
evrybdy qot they own opinionsz abt her but fxxck'em; im still a fan!



Alfred Bitchcok
: ..ˈal-frəd - ˈbich - ˈkäk.. : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's.


Bad Bitch Check : ..ˈbad - ˈbich - ˈchek.. : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.


Baldy Locks :..bal-dē-läks..: adjective

1: Good head.


Barbie Detention : ..ˈbär-bē -di-ˈten-chən.. : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on "BD" a barbie is required to do any task the "HB" asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.


Barbie Powers :/ˈbär-bē-pō-ər/:noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.


BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie :..ˈbəst-ət-ˈbär-bēa.. : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.


Cater to your Ken Day:

One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken's every wish


Chin Check : ..ˈchin -ˈchek.. : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.


Chuckles : ..ˈchə-kəl.. : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.


Doll House :..ˈdäl - ˈhau̇s.. : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.



Dolly Lama :/dä-lē-ˈlä-mə/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you're at your worst.


Fetch : ..ˈfech.. : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.

Gabbage Patch Kid :..ˈga-bij-pach-'kid..: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.


GBR:..g-b-r..: verb1: Abbreviation for "Got a Barbie Rollin".


Harajuku Barbie : ..原宿.. : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.


Harajuku Ken : ..原宿.. - noun

1: a man that "adds to" a "HB" by knowing when to "fall da fuk bak" and when to "step his dick up".


HB

1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.


HK

1: is an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.


It's BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : ..əts - ˈbär-bē - ˈbich..

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.


Step Your Scotty Up : ..ˈstep - yər - ˈskätē - əp.. : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics..lingo off of the new "Beam Me Up Scotty" CD.


Strawberry Shortcake : ..ˈstrȯ-ˌber-ē - ˈshȯrt - ˈkāk.. : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.


Stud Muffin :..ˈstəd-mə-fən..: nounAlign Center
1: a street savvy "man's man" who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.


Waffle House : ..ˈwä-fəl -ˈhau̇s.. : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.




Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :

I'm a GIRL /and I'm RICH/its BARBIE /YOU little BITCH!!!!!

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